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Here you'll find a great collection of funny one liners to horrible
puns, so read at your own risk!
I really do need a life...
These jokes are deemed "family orientated" and
"clean", no harm or bias opinions are meant by them!
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* Computer Jokes - some are real life
* Family Matters - these definately are real life
* Church Jokes - bug your pastor with these
* So y'all from Texas eh? - Jokes for big egos
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* Puns - From sad signs to sad people
* Groaners - Need I say more?
* Things to Ponder - Good thoughts
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So Ya Got Computer Problems eh?
Etch-a-Sketch Help Files
Tech Desk Help Notes there are hurting people out there...
Murphy's Law of Computing - what everyone needs to know...
10 Commandments of computing - Thou shalt not use the CD as a coffe cup holder...
Computer Help - are you technically challenged?...
Computer Definitions - hey who said I don't know nerd jargon?
Computer Viruses - If these were true, we'd be in big trouble...
FREE Computer Anti-Stress Kit! - tested by professionals...
Something to give to a coworker who's puder crashed.
Computer Myths - excellent source on computer virus email alerts...
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Family matters eh? ("Not Me"...every family has a kid by this name)
20 Excuses for being late - if you boss believes this, I got land for sale.
Haircut Anyone? - Difference between Men's and Women's...
Parents Dictionary - what every new parent needs...
Simple Truths for Parents - true life wisdom to new parents...
Wedding Groaners - Isn't being married Wonderful?
Confused Families - I'm my own grandfather eh? kinky...
Real Men - learn how to be a real man!
Old? Who me? - I'm just chronically challenged...
Money money, money!
Miracle Diet Plan - here's a fool proof way of loosing weight...
Calorie Counters - need to count those bad calories?
Telemarketers - Quick answers to those supper time calls
Home Cleaning Tips - 15 tips to make or break guests visiting you...
College Life - there's no life like it!
Exam Time! - Done to the tune of Nite before Christmas...
Dust Bunnys - vicious beasts roam your house...
Puppy Dog Rules - things to teach your future heros...
Dad said so - did you ever find yourself saying this...
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Y'all go to Church eh?
Last Words what you want to hear at your funeral...
Church Bulletins Actual bulletins...
Funny Church Jokes - good ones to tell your pastors
Nice Stories - to warm your heart with :)
Good prayer - to start your day off right...
Fundamentalists - You know you need prayer when...
Letters to God - Cute letters to God from kids!
Heavens Grocery - Best shopping list around!
Wisdom Part III - More wisdom for us "obviviously challenged".
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Y'all from Texas eh?
Texas Vistors Guide Y'all know yer in Texas when...
Texas Politicians - or lack of...
Cowboy's Logic - Or lack of it...
Here Moosie - Texas Hunters and Moose
Man it's HOT! Like...whew!
Cows - Like Moo eh?
"Saskatchewan" - if you can say it, you're probably from there...
Driving in Calgary - a must know on road rage...
Things not to say when pulled over...
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Not Punny eh!
Puns - Signs of the times! Puns of Steel?
Oxymorons1 - Hurry up and wait!
Oxymorons2 - Wait there's more!
Awake - Things that keep me up at night!
Chickens - Why DID the chicken cross the road?
Famous Quotes - Good ones for paranoid people...
Famous Quotes #2 - Nothing like hindsite eh.
Groaners - need i say more?
One Liners - These are groaners! To think these guys get paid for this...
Newspaper Headlines - or are these guys serious?
English Quirks - Come destroy the English Language with me!
Bumper Stickers - intelligence behind the wheel?
Advertisements - Attention getters
Doctor! Doctor! - some interesting reading on those prescriptions...
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Groaners eh? Need I say more...
Yugo Cars - You Go, but the car don't...
Snappy One Liners - need a good comeback?
Elevator One Liners - Bored while riding an elevator?
Light Bulbs - How many...
Short Books - wanna read something fast? Winners...
Product Warnings - are we really THAT dumb???
Military Repair Reports - Your tax dollars at work...yep
McDonald Douglas...wanna to buy a fighter jet?
New Jeep - Some guys got more money then brains...
Psychic Help - Or was that Psychotic Help line?
Movie Cliches - Or Like "yeah right...I'm sure..."
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And finally..some things to ponder:
Ten Things for the New Year...be thankful :)
Paradox of our Times...how true.
Soap Opera's...what you really learn from them.
Real Friends...who they really are.
Plea for Help...for professional sports players.
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